These Men Are Professionals is opening soon
Well-dressed customers of These Men Are Professionals, be advised.
I'm on vacation and will be unable to fulfill orders until September. Any orders you place will not be fulfilled until that time.
You can still cruise the shop by typing in the password. But remember - if you place an order, it will not be fulfilled until I get back!
By typing "okay" into the password box (top right corner), you're expressing that you understand this and waive your rights to be cantankerous about time, which is an obvious farce anyway.